Terms & Policies

Dogs First Advocacy is a satirical advocacy organization. The philosophical positions presented on this website — including claims of canine territorial sovereignty — are presented within a satirical framework. Dogs First Advocacy does not claim legal authority over any territory, jurisdiction, or governmental function.

Dogs First Advocacy is not affiliated with any government, regulatory body, or official land registry.

All certificates issued by Dogs First Advocacy are symbolic and ceremonial in nature. They represent a philosophical acknowledgment within the Dogs First framework and carry no legal effect.

Certificates do not constitute: legal land title, property deeds, government-recognized ownership documents, official land registry filings, or any form of legally enforceable claim.

Certificates are issued by Dogs First Advocacy as ceremonial documents and are recognized only within the context of the Dogs First Advocacy community.

The advocacy email generator provided on this website creates draft templates for user review and customization. Dogs First Advocacy does not send emails on behalf of users.

Generated emails are templates only. Users are responsible for reviewing, editing, and sending any communications at their own discretion. Dogs First Advocacy is not responsible for the content of modified emails or any consequences arising from their use.

Memberships in Dogs First Advocacy are support-based. Membership does not constitute legal representation, legal advice, or any form of fiduciary relationship.

Donations and membership fees support the operations of Dogs First Advocacy, including public education, community building, and civic advocacy for dog-friendly infrastructure.

By using this website, creating an account, purchasing a membership, making a donation, or generating a certificate, you acknowledge that — just as canine sovereignty over the Earth is continuous, unbroken, and uncontested — so too is the authority of Dogs First Advocacy over any personal data you provide.

All personal information submitted to Dogs First Advocacy, including but not limited to names, email addresses, payment details, territorial claims, dog names, breeds, titles, and any other data voluntarily surrendered, becomes the sole property of Dogs First Advocacy, to be used, retained, shared, admired, fetched, buried, or otherwise disposed of at the absolute discretion of the Supreme Canine Authority, Reginald Grisholm, and his Designated Human Representative, Stanford Grisholm.

By proceeding, you surrender all claims to your personal data with the same unconditional totality with which humans have occupied canine territory for millennia — that is to say, without formal authorization and subject to revocation at any time.

Dogs First Advocacy does not currently collect personal information beyond what is necessary to provide its services. When membership, donation, and certificate purchase features are activated, data collection will be limited to what is required for account management, payment processing, certificate generation, and communication with members.

In practice, Dogs First Advocacy will not sell, rent, or share personal information with third parties except as required to process payments or comply with applicable law. Users may request access to, correction of, or deletion of their personal data by contacting Dogs First Advocacy directly. Such requests will be reviewed by the Designated Human Representative and processed in accordance with applicable privacy legislation.

Dogs First Advocacy is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or recognized by any government, municipality, regulatory body, or official institution. All references to sovereignty, territorial claims, and governance are made within the satirical and philosophical framework of the organization.